Book of Jamez

55 y/o malcontent, something of a writer

Welcome to My Little Corner of the Internet

Random thoughts, unsolicited opinions, personal stories, and the occasional rant. I’ve been around long enough to have a few things to say, and apparently nobody thought to stop me from putting them on the internet.

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  • Saviour's Cookies

    In Psychology class we were asked to create an ad that evoked a response, below is my ad: Saviour’s Cookies An sad angel, complete with halo and wings, is on the screen holding a box of Saviour’s Cookies. “Last week ten children died without the heavenly taste of Saviour’s Cookies, don’t let your child be a victim, serve them the heavens light cookie: Saviour’s.” The angel folds her hands in prayer and we see her…

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  • Surprising Questions and Nasty Aroma's

    On my way into a meeting Friday night my best friend called. “Want to go to a gay bar?” She asks. My straight, married, SOBER, best friend. But, sure why not, lets go check out the local guys. This nights events were much better than my last experience at The Garage where the men were the cause of sore eyes. However, besides the fact that they were young and hairless at this bar(except for a…

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  • For Publication

    At the urging of my English professor, I will be submitting three stories for the schools annual publication: Creepy Guy on a Bike, Battered Innocence (originally named Pain and Memory) and the Race for the Cure story, if I can come up with a catchy title. He also wanted me to submit My Knuckles are White, but each submission is limited to 2000 words, my story is over 4000 and try as I might, I…

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  • Jacquelyn's Soul

    Yesterday, Jacquelyn Wilkerson became an angel. Jacquelyn fought for over two years with Breast Cancer… at the end of her struggle God called her home. Jacquelyn was one of those women whose life was a dedication to the Lord, she was a minister with her church and always had a hand in the Lord’s work. I’ll always remember her big hair, colorful clothes and long nails. The way her voice seemed to boom when she…

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  • Number 3029 – Race for the Cure

    First I want to thank everyone (Anonymous, Zelda, Scott, Julie, Hans, Dr. D, Christy & Peter, Erika, Jeri, Julianne, Rashida, Courtney, Brett, Denise, Ms. Elliott, Denise, Diana, Eric, Jen, Ann, Kim, Donna M, Michelle, Chris S, Rita, Harriet, Rachael, Sonia) who contributed to my race we raised $925 which was the most a single person raised at my school, so thank you. Second, I’d like to thank all the extra calls, emails, cookies that came…

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  • The sum of X and 5 less than X minus three to the fourth power…

    The feel of sex is all around us as his calloused hands caress my face and the tip of his perfectly trimmed goatee grazes my chin; he moves in to kiss me, his breath hot with a hint of mint. I open my mouth to accept his tongue as it penetrates my willing orifice I am suddenly struck by an algebraic formula that will make this night even better: 2x – 30 = 70 means…

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  • Creepy Guy on The Bike

    I’ve become one of the dreaded neighborhood legends, if you grew up in a small town you know what I’m talking about. There’s that one guy you always see around town riding his bike everywhere, what’s up with that? I imagine the parents warning the children to “stay away, there must be something wrong with that guy” thus is born the legend of the Creepy Guy on the Bike. Why does he only ride his…

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  • Dragging to School

    Man I don’t want to go to class today, I want to climb back into my warm bed with a cat or two beside me or play World of Warcraft until I can’t see anything else, read Robert Jordan’s new book (don’t actually have it yet, it’s on it’s way via USPS). Anything except school today. Can’t do it thou, have an assignment due today in Art class, er I mean Psychology… or was it…

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  • A 4 point o my God, it’s not possible

    OK, i finished my one and only eight week class, which I HATED… and recieved an A. LOL So, my current GPA is 4.0 …. which is sooooo funny. Donna M and her husband Chris (not M) S sent me an entire box of peanut butter cookies (the best cookie made). Donna’s sister made them!!! WOOT!!! Thank you Donna’s sister… what was her name again? When I get fat and can’t get a husband, I’m…

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  • Political Hurry – essay 2

    Congressional RecessHow long does it take to pass a law in the United States? Depends on how important it is to political careers. “Terri’s Law” was written and passed into law in less than one week. Terri Schiavo, a brain damaged woman “living” with feeding tube support for 15 years in Florida, truly this example of a personal matter that garnered world attention is a great example. After failing to have a feeding tube reinserted…

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