My neighbors alarm clock has been going off since Wednesday.

At first it’s funny-he forgot to turn off his alarm, the moron.

Then you realize that noise will be going off for the entire holiday weekend.

You’re lying in bed at 6:00 a.m. on Friday morning when =buzz= you hear his =buzz= alarm =buzz= kick =buzz= in =buzz= again.

The nap you wanted to take on Saturday =buzz= is =buzz= not to =buzz= happen =buzz= as =buzz= here =buzz= is that =buzz= annoying =buzz= sound =buzz= again.

Where is a sledgehammer when I need one?