Athletes Elite

I’m tired of Drug Testing scandals on the news, it distracts from the really important stories; like the wax Brangelina baby or a Suri Cruise sighting. Lets decide here and now to do away with steroid testing entirely.

I want to see what kind of monster killers we can breed with drugs for the Olympics. Of course all countries would be able to do the same, lets imagine the super elite athletes in every major sporting event known to man. If steroid use isn’t enough, perhaps we could do some genetic splicing, play with the genes of our children until their skin is as hard as steel…

It’s bound to happen anyway, or just more clever ways of avoiding detection.

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