President Bush’s plan for securing our nations borders is awe inspiring, and so brilliant it should be applied to all of our nations problems.

Senior Citizens not signing up for an appropriate Medicare plan? Send in the National Guard.

Brittney Spears’s child safety seat not the most popular one? Send armed personnel to show her right from wrong.

The Da Vinci Code a violation of what’s right? Send in our men and women to block the movie from being seen.

Lawsuits being filed due to the NSA tapping our phone lines? Send in Dick Cheney with his shotgun.

If it’s not being done to our liking, lets send in the troops and make it all better. This is the new strategy for our great nation.