Book of Jamez

Month: December 2006

  • The Never Ending Apology

    Lets say I’m a comedian, politician or what have you. I’m at a big shindig and tell the following joke. “Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said…

  • The Trip

    I arrived in Fort Lauderdale, on Thursday night around 5:00 pm. Michael K picked me up and took me to the resort, his place and then to dinner. It was a balmy 80 degrees, the sun was setting it was gorgeous. It was a pleasure to see Michael again and hear about the goings on…

  • Sex

    This Friday, December 8, 2006; marks two years since I have had sex…. With another person. Why? Well, I imagine there are lots of clever, spiritual, or meaningful reasons that I could give — but none of them would be true. See what happens when I have sex, is I fall in deep lust almost…

  • Six

    I’m 36, and trying to decide if that means anything. I mean sure, 6 * 6 = 36, but that can’t mean anything right? 12/06/2006 lots of sixes in there also… 6*2 =12, 06 (duh), and 2006. 12*3 = 36 and of course 3*2=6. Number, math who needs its. Just one more strange coincidence… Of…

  • The Next Right Thing

    If AA has taught me any one thing it is to do the next right thing. Put one foot in front of the other, pick up that piece of trash and toss it in the garbage, pay this bill or be to work on time. So I trudge along, for the most part, doing the…